Tender Is The Night- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Painting: Odilon Redon, Landscape with Sunset, n.d.
― Charlotte Brontë, Villette (via lo-icita)
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt